a light at the end of the bottle.

While sitting in my so highly advanced black roll-y chair, munching on a Nature Valley Maple Brown Sugar bar, I ponder today.

Ending friendships suck. All the yelling and steaming and all the RAWR!
It gets old, y'know??

But sometimes it seems necessary.

Even if you were best friends with the girl for four years. No matter.

What is the best way to cut off from a friend?

1. Don't, DON'T say "It was all your fault anyway!" under any circumstance. UNless it really was all her fault.
2. Speak calmly. And throwing big, sophisticated words of debate and anger is highly suggested for it throws your opponet off for a few minutes. Use this precious time to plan for the next attack as they try to understand what the heck you just said.
3. You don't owe them any explaination on what they did that was so bad. If they really thought about it, they would know. Or they just don't want to admit it.
4. Smile. This really catches them off guard and say with authentic ease, "Ttyl, girl. I'm off to start my new and better life."
5. Walk off with a Paris Hilton-esque strut.

Wala.