anger don't need no fixin

Last night I found myself in one of those predicaments that I'm sure everyone finds themselves in often.
And I'm pretty sure I didn't look so pretty.

Count your blessings you weren't there next to me.

Just to go over rather briefly (because if I really start going, I won't shut up.) I had a livid fight via text with someone I hold closest to my heart, except for my dear friend Catherine. Mainly it was about my relationship with gays and how that person found that highly disgusting that I talk/am friend with some.
Well, staple me to a wall and call me paper. Apparently I've done something terribly, terribly wrong.
Frankly, I don't give a flying rat's hat. And let's just say my language over that conversation could have been a little more PG-rated. Oops (notice dripping sarcasm).

While sitting there, rage running through my heated veins, I could practically hear the grinding of my teeth echo in my room, and the shredding of my poor pillow. I'll admit, I threw my phone twice, but instantly grovelled after it. That thing is my life. So, I resorted to not throwing things and feeling my pupils dilate. Very interesting. Note- feel eyes dilate once a day.

Being me, I decided to make a short list of others things to resort to when you find yourself royally pissed.

1. If you find yourself grinding your teeth, grab Mr. Cuddles the Teddy Weddy and stuff him in your mouth. Save the teeth!
2. Have the urge to scream? Stick your head out the window and shriek at the kids next door to ge the hell off your lawn, even if they aren't. Who cares if they think you're nuts?
3. Kick the nearest, soft thing to you, cat or not.
4. Tearing your pillow in half? On to the mattress! Fulfill your dream of becoming world's strongest person when angered (aka The Incredible Hulk)