You know that turns out to be really good for you?
Watching incredibly, mind-blowing stupid movies.
Like the newly released (somewhat) "Journey to the Center of the Earth".
Oh my god, it is so typical Disney material, you're laughing at every idiotic/supposed-to-be-hilarious line and move.
Seriously.
I'm sure a guy could really take on a dozen man-eating plants at once and then make a big show of punching the last one in the throat and ripping off his sleeve as if to say, "Yeah. I am the very symbol of macho. Worship me, ladies."
Oh, please save us from this embarrassment!
No wonder foreign films are so much better than America's.
Anyway, it's good watching stupid movies once in a while because you need something to laugh at and it shows you just how good other ones are compared to that piece of crap.
Some conversations I thought was amusing:
(me on the phone with Bo, mum-s ex and good friend)
Bo- Hey, is your mom there?
Me- Uhm, no actually. They're at church.
Bo- Oh. Why aren't you with them.
Me- ...I slept in.
Bo- Good excuse.
Me- Yeah.
Bo- Keep up the good work.
Me- No problem.
(me and mum in the kitchen just now)
Me- So, I've been sticking with the apple a day thing.
Mum- Noticed any benefits yet?
Me- Uh, no not really. Am I supposed to?
Mum- Well, they'vre packed with a lot of vitamins that are really good for your skin. And it's got silicone.
Me (looking at apple)- Don't they use that for boob jobs?
Mum- Different kind.
Me- Ah.
(Online conversation between the b-fraan and I)
Ben- My interpretation of you ---> l
Me- My interpretation of you ---> O
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